hail satan!
More like hail St. Peter.
(Source: hippiesgalore)
I really hate when people wear fake glasses as some sort of extra accessory. Stop pretending to be cool and realize this is a real disability. You don’t know what it’s like to wake up and not see anything besides the red blurry glow of your alarm clock that’s only a foot away, but indecipherable. You don’t know what it’s like to have your glasses break, or your contacts rip, and have it leave you stranded somewhere because you can’t see the lines on the road to drive home. I WISH I could wake up and see, and not have to wear glasses. I wish I could lay down and watch a movie comfortably. I wish I could go to the gym and not have to continuously push my glasses up when I break the slightest sweat.
It’s not some sort of fashion statement, so stop mocking the fact that I quite literally can’t see your face until you’re a few inches away from mine. Appreciate that you can see, for christ’sake. It’s like walking around with crutches when you can walk just fine.
This.
(Source: crazylittething)
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
literally my face right now
……….what
How have I never seen this?
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Once, there was a little boy in the forest. Bet you weren’t expecting that. He wore green because all badasses wear green, but he didn’t have a fairy so everybody laughed at him. Fairy slavery isn’t funny! So the big tree in the forest sends a fairy to tell the boy that he needs to talk to the…
My favorite deep thought is:
After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
wow my life was boring
So this means I don’t have to study for finals because I already took them, right?
(Source: ellliot, via shakeittwice)
I’ll just leave this here.
They’re like the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park or something
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I really hate when people wear fake glasses as some sort of extra accessory. Stop pretending to be cool and realize this is a real disability. You...
gurl imma have to call you back
Me.
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN
Feels good to be home after traveling for 21 hours. Lost my phone in Morocco, at least it’s cool story right?
Pictures to come, tomorrow most...