Once, there was a little boy in the forest. Bet you weren’t expecting that. He wore green because all badasses wear green, but he didn’t have a fairy so everybody laughed at him. Fairy slavery isn’t funny! So the big tree in the forest sends a fairy to tell the boy that he needs to talk to the…
My favorite deep thought is:
After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
wow my life was boring
So this means I don’t have to study for finals because I already took them, right?
(Source: ellliot, via shakeittwice)
I’ll just leave this here.
They’re like the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park or something
(via yummysmiles)
Life and death according to Zelda…horrible yet hilarious.
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First of all, this is not a Darwin quote. Secondly, isn’t this just another way of saying “hey atheists, shut up”?







